13 Things PMS Stands For:

A friend of mine emailed this to me. It's too great to not share!

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect